December 2010
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"Hell is other peop-" Wait.
“Hell is other people”. I feel you, dude. Really. But hold up JP, I’ve got bone to pick with you.
If hell is other people, we’re all screwed. Because the only thing more unbearable than other people is being constantly stuck in your own head with no escape. Like, me hating everyone is only possible because there’s this ‘me’ that has to have...
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A Movie Review for the End of 2010
With its lucrative combination of dance, drama and sensuality, there has been one film that has been on everyone’s minds these past few weeks. Even though it was released near the end of 2010, it is arguably one of the best films to hit the big screen this year. With an unbeatable script brought to fruition thanks to the directing prowess of one of the best in the biz, this cinematic...
I Love Everyone's Parents
cosmicpolaroid:
“I like Hillary Duff she always does funny movies”
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My Dad! (as said to my mom during a commercial for ‘A Cinderella Story” lol its premiering on some movie channel apparently)
“You know what Anna, I’m really proud of Britney Spears.” - My Mom
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Customers Are Always Wrong (Part II)
A sequel to this. Based on my experience with customers at Starbucks.
Aaaaaand here we go:
What is this?
Where am I?
Who are you?
Do you make sandwiches?
Do you accept American money?
Why the fuck not? We’re AMERICAN.
I’m going to go use your washroom and make a huge fucking mess and then construct some kind of fort made out of paper towels and soap and ruin your life, if...
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Customers Are Always Wrong.
I’m digging this one out of the failosophy vault in solidarity with my buddy over at nihilippie.blogspot.com, because working in customer service in any capacity fucking sucks.
What do you HAVE here? Do you guys sell crepes? Where’s the salad bar? Is this non-fat? Where’s the ice cream? Is it kosher? Is it halal? Can you do 10 jumping jacks for me? Can you hit your head and rub...
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So I finally muster up the will to go pay off my visa bill. I log into my account only to be met with one of the shitty security questions that you never know the answer to, which is usually acceptable except that in this case, the question was “What is your passion?”
Like, I literally had to stop and think about this. Hmm.. what are things I like? No no, what is something that I...
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Why I hate being single in...
jenni-rose:
jack-the-lad / nerdpower-:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF...
When non-science students complain to me about...
cosmicpolaroid:
when science students don’t know proper grammar/when to use ‘their’ instead of ‘there’:
(you know i still love you cosmicpolaroid)
How to make a rap song
wwiao:
Step 1: Play this and this at around the same time.
(via ayykris)
i actually tried it. its pretty impressive.
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noircir:
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” ~Albert Schweitzer
Facebook Has to Calm Down
What the fuck is up with this Stalker Mini-Feed v.4.0 bullshit?
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Things I've Learned as a Student
1. Coffee is a perfectly good replacement for meals, vegetable-servings, and any other nutrient of which you have a deficiency (ie all of them).
2. University is not as hard as you think it is. If you more or less know at least half of the English alphabet, and possess basic motor skills, you’re good for at least a B average. I guarantee this. (Note: I do not guarantee this.)
3. The...
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You know when you’re typing without looking at the keyboard, and you think you’re typing really accurately, but really your fingers are all just one key off, and you look up at the screen and realize you’ve been typing absolute fucking gibberish for like 15 lines of your paper? and then you can’t fucking decipher whatever it is you’ve written? and it might as well...
The World
Fuck it.
Stereotyping You By Your Favorite Album of 2010 |... →
… Except I’m not into Bruce Springsteen at all, mostly cuz my mom is in love with him enough for the both of us, but pretty accurate regardless.
Personal favourite though:
“Kanye West, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
People who, when you ask them whether they liked a movie or not, say, “Well, um, what did you think of it?” “
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So I Have One More Paper to Write
And I think I’m pretty much ready to write it.
I just need to sit down and like blow up the internet and tape myself to my chair and prop my eyelids open with toothpicks and construct some kind of caffeine hat (a la beer hat) and we are GOOD TO GO.
Academic success ftw, you guys.
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a...”
– Dennis Wholey (that dude from pbs)
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“Sociology - study of human beings interacting with each other
Psychology - study of human thought
Biology - study of living beings
Chemistry - studying at the molecular level
Physics - studying at the atomic level
The higher up you are, the more likely you are to be ridiculed by your relatives who never went to college.”
yet another gem from j. smith
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Tumblr was down for a whole day and all I could...
I fucking love Cheerios. Few things make me as content as a bowl of floating o’s.
But I have a bone to pick with the Cheerio people. I think I speak for all of us when I express my frustration with soggy cereal. Listen, there is only so much prime cereal-eating time. I mean, the second the milk hits the cereal, the pressure’s on. You need to attack that shit at it’s perfect...
Giving Snooki Change for a Coffee
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret is giving Snooki change for a coffee. I was in line behind her at Starbucks and she was short about $2.50 so I just gave her the money, having no idea who she was. A week later I watched Jersey Shore and instantly regretted giving such an undeserving person change.
[Female, 23]